Dammit fuck you beat me to this by an entire day and I STILL made the joke

"I'll have a steak, medium-rare."

Make the first double-S the Nazi thing (with no bearing on the story, anyone's opinions, or really anything but aesthetic) and you've pretty much got an ideal Tarsem Singh title already.

It probably got Lena Headey a new rug before she got a Game of Thrones call.

The A.V. Club

Gerard Butler is more expensive to pay than he is to write about.

"the little yellow folks bumbling their way through prehistory, the dawn of man, and into recorded history, forever in search of the strongest supervillain to serve."

NEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRD

I'd gangrape a Predator.

Hey, AVP Capcom beat 'em up.

This thread was a fucking thrill-ride from start to finish.

Bird-Up!

LEAVE THE BRONX

The pirates sketch made me so fucking happy, I immediately went to youtube to look for it (not knowing I was witness a whole new episode) to share with everyone alive.

REDMASTURBATINGTOINTERNETPORN

I Don't Cry, I Saab

Goddamn kids should listen to some REAL music, like the Beach Boys or KISS.

"The audience applauded."
"Not as long as some musicals."

Seinfeld Is Unfunny

Please forget Piers Anthony.