Fuck that shit.

Word.

Close only counts in horsedicks and hand grenades.

I read that as "I enjoy a nice pair of Khan crispy snacks"

I don't know if "Foiled! And after years of planning…" or "You're out of the gang!" is the funnier line.

How interesting!

You are technically correct.

Watch out for the deadly strain of Space Cholera that turns all computers into writhing swarms of ants in 2000.

As opposed to prostitutes who once free loved them, which I believe is how Syphilis spread in the Renaissance.

I Am Curious: Dolph

The 70s may have been the decade for Big Cardboard, but the 80s up until the mid-90s was a time for unprocessed molten metal!

"Weasel Gruel" sounds like an early-to-mid 90s Nickelodeon live action show.

"Liberal Left Agenda"

Fucked her husband's dog house.

I just wanna ride my motorcy

Addendum: The Last Wave fuck me up

I thought it was weird that I pictured the director of this and Picnic at Hanging Rock as the Director from The Truman Show until I looked at his IMDB page

*Twilight Zone theme on a Digeridoo*

That's…actually rather clever. Point.

Arbuckle and Arbuckle: In A World of Mondays, What You Need is a Saturday