PAEDOGEDDON

War were declared.

Nope, you're either a fucking asshole loser or a big-time cocksucker asshole who deserves worse than tortured to death by guinea pigs.

That show warms my heart like nothing else simply because I'm beyond happy with seeing David Bowie emotionally devastate Ricky Gervais.

So he's not perfect. You don't wanna end up old and lonely LIKE COOKIE MONSTER!!! *sobbing*

Too late, hot plate.

George Takei's laugh before delivering that line absolutely clinches it. It's kind of sinister.

*Melancholy Globetrotter theme whistling*

Batman v. The Board of Education

Are you suggesting Lars Von Trier talks to any other human beings? He mumbles a drink order, gets sad when it's wrong, then goes to the corner and sulks some more.

NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRD

Now he's just waiting by the phone hoping he'll get that Warner Bros. "Animal Man" call.

An ice cream recall? Looks like I picked a bad day to quit smoking.

Take this man to a Cult, and give him a drink!

im laugh?????

ONE MORE YELLOW NIGHTMARE

Nor did I see him using an array of tools. Definitely doesn't always got the answers.

BIRD UP!

A friend of mine once watched Batman Begins on mute while on the phone with me.

GOT A LOTTA MONEY