You can't go there.

I can't watch that movie without my brain moralizing at me with bullshit psuedo-philosophical nihilist babble delivered in a thick, deep-voiced german accent.

I said come in, don't just stand there!

This sounds more like A Game of Thrones than the Game of Thrones TV show.

This is the most German thing I've ever read.

The EU had lightsaber whips, axes, spears, and other, sillier weapons.

Space moonshine.

Remember how Clone Wars was awesome straight out of the gate?

ONE MORE YELLOW NIGHTMARE

I'm over a year late to this party, but this episode made me think this season could easily be titled American Horror Story: We Paid Evan Peters Thousands Of Dollars A Week To Make Bizarre Noises and Flail His Arms and You Can't Do a Thing About It, Fuckboy

I know some holes that couldn't be filled with the Titanic.

LET MY PEOPLE GO OR THE PHARAOH GETS TWO IN THE HEAD

The AV Club

Completely seconding the fuck out of your judgment on the Gingerbread Man's torture. Oh my god, it's so good. Just the timing and the line delivery and the whole package. Good stuff.

Ohmygod! I was wrong!
It was earth
All along~
They finally made a monkey—

There are dozens of him.

He seemed nice!

You also make me cry forever.

You make me cry forever.

Yes, but seeing the way he talks and imagining it versus actually hearing him talk are very…different beasts.