I had the hardest fucking time reading this. He is a rambly, rambly man.

MULTIBALL! MULTIBALL! BLEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRN!!!!!

That Information is not available at your Security Clearance.

You fool! You foolish fool!

So they are, assumedly, not what they seem?

…you can't just talk about owls that have to be let in and fail to elaborate beyond that point.

*sobs all over this article*

I read that as Michael Douglas.

screaming

YOU BEEN HITTIN' DA BOOZE!?

A New Hope

Use the Fear, Luke. Trust your instincts.

I'm aroused.

I studied "rectology" at community college.

They can Stand AND Deliver!

thx obambo

It's funny that triple homicide is a more tasteful ending than "luckily ~hope~"

With freeway on-ramps for arms and a heart as black as coal!

I thought this was the main riff from Jeff Wayne's War of the Worlds.

Isn't this basically King's MO on its own?