Masturbating in twelve movie studio bathrooms IS theoretically possible. Thirteen is silly. Looks like you've jerked off in one movie studio bathroom too many, Coogin!

Murder Detective

Reminds me of how in Star Trek Online, I made a Gorn Science Officer named Bilnorn, making him Bilnorn the…

It's actually what I've done.

So if you were to send a message to LucasFilm and its company, say, a concise little memo to express your disdain, or perhaps to request the reinstatement of the old EU, a return to form, if you will, would you perhaps enquire something of them to the tune of, say, "RETURN WHAT YOU HAVE STOLEN FROM ME."

THAT'S NOT A CIGAR!

This is my favorite thing anyone has ever said to me.

Isn't this the plot of The Entity, starring Barbara Hershey?

Do you remember how many breads you've eaten in your life?

You know, you're absolute right, let me rephrase.

I dunno about you, but I read the ol' four-colors when I wanna ruminate on the nature of right, wrong, and jetpack gorillas from Mars.

A one, a two, a three, a four~ I'm feelin' so bad BECUZ I'M LOSIN' THE WAR!

Looks like there's one milkman too many, Coogan!

Sarcasm, yo

CLONE WARS WAS THE PERFECT AND ULTIMATE STAR WARS EXPERIENCE, AND IT ONLY TOOK IT FOUR EPISODES TO BE THE BEST SHOW ON TV AFTER THE ORIGINAL MOVIE, WHICH WAS BEYOND PERFECTION AND REVOLUTIONIZED THE WAY MANKIND THINKS ABOUT STAR WARS. WHY CAN'T THIS BE THE ULTIMATE OBJECT OF GOD'S CREATION IN AS MANY AS SIX!?!?!?

IT TAKES A LOT TO MAKE A STEW

Taco Bell had the weirdest fucking kids toy tie-ins back in the day.

That sounds like a name Cr1tikal would come up with.

I read this as "a champagne diet".

*Twin Peaks intro*