Come to baddie.

Once upon a time we were falling in love
But now we're only falling apart

LAST TIEMS i saw a GHERMANHY MAN we DISAGREEW

Gunatannihilus Bay

Dolph, tie up the brat; Liesel, hold the book; Vincent, get the truck; and Keith… darn it change your name, please. That's not scary and I'm embarrassed to say it. Boris, try that. Keith, ya know, OOOO Watch out for Keith!

I'm here from the future. The next cut of Blade Runner causes an 85% extinction of the human race.

Where do I go now?

Where do I go now?

YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN WHO YOU ARE, AND SO FORGOTTEN ME.

Super King, Clobberella, and all the rest!

Tearjerking

Tearjerking

*engine whirring* Draculerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Draculers are not to be trusted.

Hey they should make a spinoff movie about Ro-Man! Not a single eye in the theater will be dry at the heart-rending speech, "To LIVE like the Hu-Man!"

Charlie Manx if there's any justice in the world.

See above.

I read that as "He sent his troops out along with Dumbledore to kill Turkish residents."

Look, I only kill Blackulas.

My old creative writing teacher in high school knew a man named Adolph Oliver Nipples, which is just a triple-threat of awful naming conventions.