GET YO TICKETS HEAH

Hey, who wants to bet on how he'll fit in abortion, women being the worst, and kind of psuedo-victim blaming into this?

Laughable, man. HA HA!

Possessing or making?

NO, NOT THE (sexy alien) BEES

Whar Ah come from da's wut's called "miscegenation" an' we don' kindly abide that kin'a behavior.

Why not have sex with aliens in front of a crazy movie star?

John Calvin urinating on a smaller Waterson!Calvin, urinating on the doctrine of the pre-Enlightenment Catholic Church.

John Wayne was a fag.

god dammit shut your fucking mouth i'm not allowed to laugh out loud in my depressing sociology class

I still need that hat.

Raphael Bob-Waksberg is an anagram for DIRECT TO NETFLIX.

I cried.

This is my absolute favorite The A.V. Club joke.

Can't we just get BEYOND Thunderdome?

Why is this a Greatnews and not a Jobnet, Interwire?

I actually thought Hellstar Remina was incredibly weak and WAY too silly for me to take seriously. People flying around at ludicrous speed and randomly turning on this one girl because??? Just dumb. Plus a literal apocalypse-proof bunker. Too over the top.

You got a stew going on.

SKELETONS

I bet one of the little old ladies on the board saw a skeleton and FLIPPED THE FUCK OUT.