Neat.

Have you met the quarterback?

and it’s against the rapidly deflating Browns.

It was lost to Western Europe.  The Byzantines and others still knew how to do it.

Da Vinci was an idiot. On his home planet.

Dunno, that’s a pretty basic one right there. You want to be salty and pissy and not even extend the courtesy of a handshake, then yeah, I’m fine with Sherman’s reaction. Sherman didn’t do the equivalent of throwing a fastball at someone’s head, he just said it motivated him. Nothing to see here.

Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

Damn. I always thought Richard Sherman was a smart, thoughtful guy. This “unwritten rules” and “respect for the game” shit coming out of his mouth is a huge bummer. You do expect that from the numbnuts Nick Bosas of the world, though.

I think this is a service that I would use. The problem isn’t so much the uncertainty of spending an hour in traffic, but the uncertainty of spending more than an hour in traffic.

2/3s? Seems low. 

It takes a good, well-coached team to recognize that opportunity when it arrives

Retiring just as the line finally becomes good. Bad Luck? Dumb Luck? 

Comparing most shows to South Park isn’t really the greatest. South Park has it down to a science and they can basically print episodes on demand. All the character models are pre-rendered and they just plop them into scenarios, there’s not really any traditional animation happening anymore with SP. Rick and Morty by…

Grab your Meeseeks box and ask them to end the show.

First of all, I always slay it. Second of all, yes.
That made me laugh for five minutes. The set up of the show leading into this is just brilliant writing.

Awww gee man, maybe if you didn’t put out that negativity you could just... you know... get on with not watching a show... and let other people like it? N-no one forced you to, like, click on this link and spread your anti-fun agenda, man. Lighten up.

How many stroopwaffles is this thing going to have to carry?

Federal pardons are only for Federal crimes.

Can’t agree more. Let the major manufacturers build crap, they are good at it and you aren’t and it takes a cubic butt ton of money to catch up. Instead, develop power trains for their vehicles. You are good at that and they aren’t and they are spending a butt-ton to catch up. Just Imagine....

Step one: Take Elon’s phone, delete twitter account, smash phone