Neat.

Have you met the quarterback?

and it’s against the rapidly deflating Browns.

Dunno, that’s a pretty basic one right there. You want to be salty and pissy and not even extend the courtesy of a handshake, then yeah, I’m fine with Sherman’s reaction. Sherman didn’t do the equivalent of throwing a fastball at someone’s head, he just said it motivated him. Nothing to see here.

Luke-warm take: It’s ok to be annoyed if a guy refuses to shake your hand before the game.

Damn. I always thought Richard Sherman was a smart, thoughtful guy. This “unwritten rules” and “respect for the game” shit coming out of his mouth is a huge bummer. You do expect that from the numbnuts Nick Bosas of the world, though.

I think this is a service that I would use. The problem isn’t so much the uncertainty of spending an hour in traffic, but the uncertainty of spending more than an hour in traffic.

2/3s? Seems low. 

It takes a good, well-coached team to recognize that opportunity when it arrives

Retiring just as the line finally becomes good. Bad Luck? Dumb Luck? 

How many stroopwaffles is this thing going to have to carry?

Federal pardons are only for Federal crimes.

I’m really reconsidering the unpleasant thoughts I sent the Judge yesterday when she included in the jury instructions basically the Stand Your Ground Law.

Can’t agree more. Let the major manufacturers build crap, they are good at it and you aren’t and it takes a cubic butt ton of money to catch up. Instead, develop power trains for their vehicles. You are good at that and they aren’t and they are spending a butt-ton to catch up. Just Imagine....

Step one: Take Elon’s phone, delete twitter account, smash phone

my man only knows one way to play: FULL THROTTLE

He will get his title back. These things are cyclical.

Brother, it’s not just you’re constitutional right, the NRA says it’s yer GOD GIVEN RIGHT.

This man is a true american, just like Mel Gibson

Fuck this shit.