They give out a free cuppa whip cream. They call it a “pupachino” but you don’t even hafta have a dog with you. Just tell ‘em it’s outside, bam, free whip cream.

asked the jury to side with Guyger’s claim of self-defense, saying prosecutors are “holding Amber Guyger to an impossible standard” and “making innocent mistakes into evil acts.”

They may be Cubs fans but I wouldn’t stoop that low. Though I’ll admit it was the cheap stuff from Jewel and by the end it was kinda shitty and cold.

Although I would want to punch a co-worker in the face who did this...I would not because 1). I am a generally kind person 2). I don’t want to get fired and 3). I love bacon more than the Cubs.

As the resident Cardinals fan at this Chicago office, I made bacon and pancakes for everyone this morning on the office griddle. I figured after the Cardinals spent all weekend fucking the Cubs, I should at least cook them breakfast.

Technically, Achilles only had one vulnerable *heel*. So, you can only have one Achilles heel; you can’t have multiple Achilles heels.

“World of Suck, you say? Guess I’m done visiting Orchids of Asia.”

First of all: you absolutely could not school me on Asian culture. Not even close. I speak Japanese, for fuck’s sake. But, there you go again with the baseless and idiotic assumptions.

well yeah you only need like what 3 buicks to have a 90 day supply?

I did explore other cultures. That’s the goddamn point, genius. I’m not a Christian, either. And yet i know that story! I’m not a Buddhist, and yet i know quite a bit about Buddhism. That’s the whole goddamn point. Neither of us is Christian. One of us clearly knows nothing about it whatsoever, and one of us does (as…

Got to love how Cleveland fans pour everything they have into the game.

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

I think you could find plenty of examples of high-performing, highly productive people who got away with shit from their employers that less productive people wouldn’t. 

I think, more fairly, their entire position was “they handled everything well up until the point they fined him for something that they had indicated was fine, and was in the rear view mirror.”  

I think you’re missing the point. It’s not about who is right and who is wrong. What does AB need, fundamentally? He needs a team that will pay him to play football. Guess what, he’s always going to have that.

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

Good to know it can handle incredibly steep, paved roads.

Meatball sub is the "8-8" of sandwiches