All that time Jordan owned the Bobcats it turned out he really just wanted the links.

The "lady" in the last story sounds like a real half-wheat...

I'm starting with the man in the mirror (Ooh!)

If you'd kept reading for another minute or so you would have seen that the piece is actually precisely about tidy narratives and that the opening section is not to be taken entirely at face value. The other option, as you seem to be aware, was to critique a piece you hadn't actually read.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

To be fair, everyone in the world rushes to judgment, except for Pete Carroll, who passes to judgment, and is usually intercepted.

Jenkins reported that, as Hernandez rubbed her back, head and shoulders, he softly muttered, "There, there, there, there, there". It wasn't until later she realized he was recounting all the places he'd shot her fiancee.

Am I alone in thinking DP has a pretty good show? I mean, Mclovin gets on my nerves but I'm fairly sure that's his intended purpose. But when I work from home, it's DP I keep on for ambient distraction.

Not surprising. The Irish have been fraudulently attending bowl games for years.

Teams just do not melt down at that temperature!

I was also think of Pats Vs Packers in oct 97

Pack had killed NE in the Super Bowl that year. With revenge on the line, Pete Carroll called three passing plays on 1st and goal early in the game. Had to settle for a FG. It ended up being another rout.
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A small flying object, traveling at a low rate of speed is threatening to bring down one of the strongest infrastructures in the United States. I think the first thing Pete Carroll will do once he reviews the tape is make an apologetic phone call to Mr. Bush.

No, I thought Butler deserved MVP. He literally won them a game they had no right to win.

Give Seattle credit. As the defending champion heel, they tried to get DQ'd at the end and keep the title belt. Flair would be proud.

You are literally a man who can't take no for an answer.

The last person this is on is Bostick, and fuck that coach for giving him shit when he went over to the sidelines. The ball does crazy shit on onside kicks. Wanna give somebody shit? Mike McCarthy called that game into the fucking ground for GB.

Silver may be an innovator, but the NFL already has this. And I have to admit, I do get some pleasure out of seeing the Jaguars compete against pro teams.

yeah like how he pulled that rocket out of his ass and resupplied the international space station. What a poser.

It's almost hilarious that when the NYPD sat around brainstorming ways to prove how necessary they are to the daily functioning of the city they came up with, "Stop writing tickets for bullshit petty offenses and harassing people on the sidewalks, that'll show 'em! They'll come crawling back to lick our boots after a…

I'm fine with the slowdown. Keep it up long enough and we can decrease revenues from ticketing poor people, trim the budget, and fire some cops. Start with any that have had excessive force complaints.