Some of those perpetually shitfaced 20-somethings you reference are alcoholics.

Judging by his roster, the poor guy is unfamiliar with the entire concept of stars.

Vandy athletics managed to squash an article I was trying to right about some potential (though accidental) fraud on the track team.

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

"To clarify, I utterly respect and appreciate every police officer that protects and serves all of us with honesty, integrity and the right way. And I don't think those kind of officers should be offended by what I did."

I'm sure that officer understands, wherever he is.

Er, the main dining room is always included in your cruise fare...

"We exemplify multi-generational co-viewing."

Nice try, but if I'm not going to read the e-mails from my own HR department, I'm not reading them from the NFL.

"A FOREIGN LANGUAGE! What the hell kind of American award is this?!?"*

Sure the professor can take that $4 refund, but a little while later he's just going to want more.

Six years ago my then 3 year old son saw the Santa version of the snowman pan in the catalog and asked me to get it. I did because I was 7 months pregnant and felt guilty about this being his last Christmas without a sibling. WORST DECISION. First, the fancy ass decorations in the catalog were done with fruit…

fake native indian guy that shills for the Redskins: "I think my brother who carries his bow and pelt for the Chiefs of Kansas City is not pantomiming the act of choking one's coyote, but performing the ancient Navajo ritual 'Shaking A Grouse Against The Penis And Letting It Fly Away'"

It had been more than a full calendar year since the Raiders last won a game (those salad days of Matt McGloin and Rashad Jennings)

Watch it again closely. It appears pushing the umpire was merely one part of the master plan to hit the other player in the nuts. Russians play the long game.

Racism???? Name me just ONE other example of a black guy in Washington DC whose every move is vociferously criticized by mouth-breathing asshats who get all their information from sketchy radio shows.

Yeah, because that's TOTALLY just in the Midwest. It's not like New York City has ever been stopping and frisking African-Americans and Latinos at staggeringly disproportionate rates.

"So, who's that dweeb with the forehead?"

Ron Rivera should have heeded the warning of Gloria Estefan. The rhythm is going to get you. The rhythm is going to get you. The rhythm is going to get you.

Am I dealing with someone making a funny or someone who doesn't know the french words that are used in English now and again?

Nice to see this finally! I was stationed at the Naval Base Point Loma (Subbase) as a dock master for the 2 years that this little sucker was there.