- "I don't think he's black enough."

I've seen substitutes go much further. Kirk Cousins actually fucked his team.

I have another point: it isn't really about how it benefits companies (at least directly), but the mere existence of piracy is a form of competition within the marketplace. It's one of the only things that can shake up this weird monopolistic hold the cable companies have on content.

We may find it corny, but the Raiders are furiously taking notes on how to keep the ball out of Manning's hands.

Umm...I think by definition 11-5 is much better than 0-6.

Thankfully once we armed these friendly locals called the mujahideen to fight the evil Commies for us everything cleared up nicely with no repercussions whatsoever!

Man when I was 12 in a Cold War world with a military father...I thought this shit was for reals and didn't know if I should start practicing drinking animal blood.

Virgin America is truly fantastic. I am an anxious flyer, for many reasons, and they are the only airline that has ever put me completely at ease—a large part because their customer service is so on point (I think they understand PR better than other airlines do), and because their planes and seats are so relatively…

I'm starting to think that Goodell and the NFL are lying about their handling of the Ray Rice incident.

They've really raised the level of discourse on First Take lately.

This guy is going to kill someone someday. Heaven help anyone in front of him in line who gets the last cookie or movie ticket.

Once upon a season dreary,
while I pondered a weak secondary
And dreams of many quaint and curious playoffs of forgotten lore
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came thunder clapping,
As of reporters fap fap fapping, fapping at Ray of yore
What murder? Sell some jerseys! Bilk the fans! Forget the gore!

T0 be fair, I wouldn't be eager to reschedule Idaho either after losing to Georgia Southern last year.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

There can be only one, my dear. And it is I. With my fancy-schmancy juice glass.

Money actually hasn't changed Riley. He's just as frugal as ever. The reason he hasn't responded is because he knows it costs extra to text Mexico.

I'm 6'4" and am such a pussy on flights more than 2 hours. I am humbled by Mr. Thabeet and now hang my head in shame.

Not to hurt your feelings but behind your backs you were called the "shacking ups".

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

This is my favorite comment of all time. Many aspects of this case are up in the air and can't be judged yet, but the people that posted with these donations are irredeemably awful.