I would pay to watch golf with a clock and defenders.

Golf is not a sport. It's a skill. Add a time element or defense and it might be a sport.

"No corporations are going to be lining up to pay them money out of high school."

nope... more likely 420 days

Things would have gone differently if the kids had stolen his property for sale on the black market. Officers would have shot the market.

Look, I find her annoying as well, but the iPad is pretty fucking handy to have around when you're cooking.

I was JUST thinking "HEY IT MIGHT BE TIME FOR BCO" and then IT APPEARED.

Great review, but I'm confused as to why you'd use a stock image of the Ferguson Police Department for it.

Donald Sterling also was officially named World's Biggest #2

The craziest thing to me in the aftermath of these killings is how accepting most people are of the militarization of the police. I fully expect that when video footage is found (dashcam or otherwise), Mike Brown will have done nothing that could warrant a reaction with fatal force, but people will still look and…

"I can see how men who like to play with hoses could be a distraction."

What it comes down to for me is this, the whole "student athlete" bullshit only came into existence because the NCAA didn't want to compensate the widow of a man who died playing football. Fuck the NCAA, death to the NCAA.

Enter into the competition: My selfie with Tywin Lannister

It's not better than my selfie with LeVar Burton. Bitches.

He's right. If anything, Rice is more like Bamm-Bamm.

For maximum impact, read the piece using a Foghorn Leghorn voice.

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.

"The group is a pretty average group of guys. 12 of us in total ranging from probably 25 years old to 55 years old."

"They'd boo that motherfucker outta here,"