Nope, everyone loved and still loves Saved By The Bell. You must of been more of a Blossom type of kid.

I am so beyond sick of these ridiculously pale female characters in obviously tan worlds. Why is everyone so tan but the woman? Like how in Stargate the princess and love interest just happened to be the SINGLE WHITE CHICK amongst thousands of ambiguous brown people. We get it, mainstream media, white is pure and…

Immediately afterwards, Dan Snyder came in and polled them on whether or not they thought The Washington Redskins name was inappropriate.

Screw your [sic], where I come from it's "on line." I'll fight you over it.

The best part is when the cop shoves her when she goes to pick it up.

Where was the outrage when the Georgia Dome was filled with lifeless Falcons for most of last season?

Just do it.

Calling Erin Andrews "gutless" only proves that TruBiotics works as advertised.

I think the real trophy is the outstanding education each and every one of these student-athletes earn at their respective NCAA® institution of higher learning.

My second set of college roommates when I started my graduate program. I got roomed up with strangers because my friends elected to enter the workforce instead. Would have been fine, but they were undergraduates. And one was into amateur porn. I have no idea how he ever went to class, but every time I came back…

Don't forget that they sprinkled some crack on it before they left.

I read this story off of a reddit link, and a lot of people also came to her defense in keeping the car. The fact is, a known vehicle with a known maintenance history is a relatively smart decision over selling and getting a possible clunker. Controlling risk is just as important as controlling finances.

One of these days, we'll have an all-Glasshole edition of this and it will be glorious.

are you certain The Onion didn't produce that glorious report? Really, I thought it couldn't get any better and then we here from "Outraged Parent" sporting a giant shoulder tat.

No you won't. It's over. I'm sorry.

I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

Poor guy thought you needed pubes to cum. Lol

This caused adults to call into the local sports talk radio to express their moral outrage where I was living.

Zlatan could not be any cooler. Every one of these excerpts has been exactly the way I dreamed of him living his life