"I can't go to work and be a dick to everyone" yet somehow I get the idea that you're always a dick to everyone.

Jeeze, where's Sgt. Murtaugh when you need him?

When's the last time you watched it? There is a song and dance number to a Weird Al song.

I served time in a federal minimum security prison (they called it a camp), and a lot of the stuff on the show did happen there. I drove a truck to a off-site dump once with another inmate. I worked on a maintenance crew and we had screwdrivers and other tools, and took them into the dorm to do repairs. We were…

SNIPERS on his front lawn? For (what turned out to be false) alleged robbery? Jesus Christ.

But we've been calling them n*$%#s for years! Everyone is fine with it!

I had a friend tell me that she didn't like a local institution of a restaurant because they "had no vegetarian options." This restaurant is known for their BACON CHEESEBURGERS.

These thieves are obvious amateurs that will never be able to go pro.

People don't get that yes, they're entitled to their opinion, and yes, they're also entitled to the extreme backlash of their opinion. It is a two way street.

Once, the KKK stopped the Church for protesting a soldier's funeral, because we live in a weird fucking country.

"Good on 2 Million Bikers for meeting bare minimum standards of human decency, I guess."

Yeah, I don't think this is commentary on forcing yourself to be attracted to someone who you're not attracted to. It's about letting societal pressure bully you out of being attracted to someone who you ARE attracted to.

Louie hit this one on the head. I've dated a lot of heavier girls and I've definitely felt the judgement from other men. The problem isn't that men don't like big girls; it's that men don't like the way other men look at them when they're with big girls. It's a societal issue that Louis illustrates flawlessly. It's…

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

Bring back DHF you lazy fuck

We've all herd a lot about the colts moving, but the ravens moving must have been murder.

If you didn't have facebook, and we didn't remember to tell you personally, you weren't invited to our parties. Seriously.

I don't understand how Baylor could work for that man for 22 years and not know he shouldn't take a picture next to a black guy.

I'm just confused as to why Michael Jordan has so many twitter accounts.