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Or as ESPN puts it on their front page: “Source: Union to cry collusion if WRs don’t sign”.

Yeah, in no way are they in bed with the NFL. Nope.

Drew is sooooooo wrong on this. Floyd’s style is not cowardly, and it has nothing to do with his personal life. It’s actually the antithesis of his personal life. Outside the ring, Floyd is a hyper-insecure control-freak who loses his temper at the slightest provocation. Inside the ring, he’s preternaturally calm, who…

You say “thugs”, but you seem to be referring to somebody other than the police? I’m a little confused

That's who I was thinking of after I stopped being creeped out for a minute!

I'm really worried about those kids from Sudan. They're genetically superior.

"GRRRR! IT MAKES MY SEMEN TASTE BETTER! GRRRR!"