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Or as ESPN puts it on their front page: “Source: Union to cry collusion if WRs don’t sign”.

Yeah, in no way are they in bed with the NFL. Nope.

WELSHIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Ah Klingon, the second most unintelligible language in the UK, the first being Welsh of course.

Doctor, I love it when you talk dirty.

Drew is sooooooo wrong on this. Floyd’s style is not cowardly, and it has nothing to do with his personal life. It’s actually the antithesis of his personal life. Outside the ring, Floyd is a hyper-insecure control-freak who loses his temper at the slightest provocation. Inside the ring, he’s preternaturally calm, who…

Hahahahahahahaha *sobs*

You say “thugs”, but you seem to be referring to somebody other than the police? I’m a little confused

That's who I was thinking of after I stopped being creeped out for a minute!

[Fox 1]: Yes... yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land.

You always have a choice. The real question is if you're willing to pay the consequences of your choice.

I'm really worried about those kids from Sudan. They're genetically superior.

This reminds me of something...

"GRRRR! IT MAKES MY SEMEN TASTE BETTER! GRRRR!"