Texas is a state made of very long, very straight, very smooth roads, one of the few places where, laws be damned, you can actually stretch the legs of a 1,000 HP car. It's also a state populated by people who worship the word "more."

LAWS OF WAR CAN'T HANDLE 'MURICA

Stereotypes aren't made from lies...

Alfa Romeo 159 wagon. Sex on wheels.

In Japan, it'd be the "GT-86 TRD". Here, it'd be the "Scion FR-S EXCITING!!"

Also posted somewhere on the web...

Beamer is valid, I think the article just got the wrong picture.

I believe this might be how it starts.

Lada Niva, perhaps the most popular compact 4x4 SUV in the world. It's ugly and spartan, but it's cheap, indestructible and can go darn near anywhere.

Defenders (preferably the 110, because wagon)

Ever been to a gas station and... OPENED YOUR EYES? See any overhead fire suppression? Get out of the house much?

There is a nice reference to Ayrton Senna: the red NSX with BSS 8888 plates at 0:43. That is why the Brazilian anthem is heard at this point of video.

Spongebob

Or a Scandinavian citizen

Become a canadian citizen.

Zee Sport Pack and Zee Manual Transmission. I can't see those letters standing for anything else.

Cars with terrible modifications. Usually sound like farts.