God, kill us already.

Is it an effective contraceptive? 

I’m starting to really really hate Amazon.

We can make donating plasma a family thing!

ugh fuck college, my kids don’t need it anyway

These things would sell like hot cakes in Hawaii and Puerto Rico

So what do you call killing innocent Palestinians and forced resettling then?

Dude, do you think everyone who made that money is smart enough to keep that money?
People are irrational at their decision-making.

Dude, there’s a lot of billionaires and even more millionaires. Anyone with 50+ mil evaluation would be their target audience.

I always wonder, how many hours does it take them to get the colour right?

UN Genocide Convention definition for you - “acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnic, racial or religious group”

Genocide doesn’t have to happen over a short period of time.

National cleansing is also part of genocide definition, pal.

Okay, let’s take Israel’s occupation of West Bank territories.

targeted eradication of a particular group of individuals based on a set of characteristics is not genocide?

Who do I need to lobby to make this ship-able stateside?

Would regular winter tires work better than mud tires in this case?

Does it come in bright colours? 

I have a 1-car garage and -18 on the weekends. I fucking hate you.

hm, I may have to consider my son’s lack of patience and general disliking of car seats into this. Thank you for your reply.