The question we should be asking is how many Metro’s is Orlove holding on hands and what is his true interest with this article? I suspect he’s in a “need to sell 7 of my Metro’s before I become single and undatable” and is desperate to pump the prices a bit.

Transferring pension money via armored truck? Haven’t they heard of a wire-transfer?

you don’t sound like a mainsplainer. you sound like an asshole. 

“showroom poison”?

True. She learned a lot about cars when we were hanging out, but still not enough to be considered a car person.

I had THE BIGGEST argument about this car with someone.

summer tires on cars at temps below 50 (depending on tire, but overall feel is the same) start to feel like Flinstones log wheels. It’s scary.

Please tell me you have either winter, or ‘wet’ tires on it?

Tom, I love you.

*looks at the social anxiety-mometer*

Kristen, when you decide that men are worth your attention and hold open tournaments for a suitor, may I enroll as the first contestant?

So, is it better to turn off the “normalizer” then?

You could do this in Textra since the days of dawn, and their UX is better than Pulse

agreed. Simple and elegant.

I missed original post when it happened, but I’m going to leave this here. 

“misfortune” because it keeps him up at night?

Ha, read and weep, Balaban! 

my reply was an innuendo mate.

Are they going to do anything about my performance anxiety? I feel like that affected me, and indirectly affected others, more in the past. 

Here’s a short video from Planet Money about Chicken Tax.