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I’d buy it then put one of those “nice truck sorry about your penis” bumper stickers on it just for the lolz.

Finally something right sized for all the whiners going on about WAHHHH TRUCKS ARE TOO BIG THESE DAYS.

Space Balls you mean?

Dagmar, of course!

Low hanging fruit

As someone who was once quite poor for a lot of years i bought poverty spec Sentra’s for commuting and i safely and reliably put well over 350k miles total across two of them. This looks like a damn Rolls compared to the ones i owned.

Personally, I like that police can quickly identify stolen and uninsured vehicles. I’d like it more if they actually acted on those finds though, I get the sense that they are largely ignored.

License Plate Scanners saved my cousin’s life.

Defund License Plate Scanners.

That night ended in a blown up 10 second car and some buster had to drive the best race driver both sides of the Mississippi home only to be rewarded with someone else’s already opened beer. 

An **8** speed manual? Did I read that correctly?

“Not body on frame? Hard pass.". Expect this comment.

I bet it won’t even come with crank windows!

I can’t wait to hear all the small truck die hards bitching and moaning about Ford giving them a small truck that isn’t a 2000 ranger.  

Think about all the things you are doing with this project:

I guess it depends on how old you are and when you got into cars? I was in HS when the MC12 was out, and I OBSESSED about it. Always thought it was the better enzo, shame they nerfed the engine, but I wonder if it was just on paper but ultimately made the same power. 

If Chevy’s “real people” commercials have taught us anything, it’s never underestimate the stupidity of the average buyer.

My house has a clean, well manicured back yard and a suspicious lack of rust piles and oil stains.  How can I quickly remedy this?