Automatics are Bud Light. It’s technically beer, but its sole purpose is to be accessible to people who don’t like beer.

Autotrader wants you to think it’s a bot.

Anyone else read “Korean BBQs?”

I still chuckle at this, too:

Everybody knows that old school station wagons just keep rollin rollin rollin

Each of those drops is ~2%. This is another example of a graph with a shitty axis. Even Mitsu, the worst by FAR, is only 10% lower than the highest rank, despite having a bar that looks like it’s 1/2 the size.

And that’s not easy to achieve. Think of all the mal-proportioned, nose-heavy, angry-faced CUVs this abortion had to out-ugly.

Couple of suckers in that video.

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

Front loading washer.

Okay but... horse mucus? Enough to fill a tanker car?

Hey buddy, professional energy analyst working with the EU in Brussels here, so you may want to take your made-up numbers elsewhere.

His tunnel boring machine must have hit a major breakthrough, given the rate at which he is digging himself in a hole.

Torch is the fighting a battle we lost years ago, screaming endlessly into the void about something that won’t change. Our energies are better spent making fun of crossover coupes for other reasons, rather than arguing over semantics.

Technically, this is a pickup truck.

I dunno, calling Nissan out for basically being Nissan is a bit unfair since ‘Meh’ is their bread and butter. Yes yes, occasionally something weird/surprising/sporty comes from them such as the Juke, Murano CrossCabriolet, and the Z-cars, but these are mainly put out to see if the general population who buy their cars…

You could just save your money and fix the VW 135k is not a super huge amount of miles. Dump some money into fixing its problems, then in a few years give it to the kid, it won’t be so yuck when it’s either this or get a job you freeloading brat and buy your own car. Then go buy yourself a midlife crisis Corvette.

I miss having an old shitty car people hate riding in, it’s the best excuse to not waste gas on them and their poor opinions.