Mine require less math, but more skill with regards to not running over curbs/pedestrians/kittens...

You mean it’s a little tit nippley  

This is a great article and I agree with everything you say in here. I just don’t know if I could get past these mismatched air vents, even if the car is $16k. It would infuriate me.

Hahahahahaha...sorry, let me catch my breath. With a 12, nigh 13 year old Audi you are basically buying yourself the scary Victorian house at the end of the street that everyone marvels at but you know people get murdered and turned into wall art in there. I’m telling you from experience, do NOT go in there.

That’s not fair, of course kids are being dicks street racing, but if the mother was crossing the street, regardless of the fact that she is dead, there is responsibility there. Your death does not negate your responsibility.

Well in the dealership’s defense, she was buying a Fiat. Good enough reason as any to check for a human brain.

I am not high, therefore I cannot play this game.

FUCK! I feel so duped! I can’t believe I ended up with this crappy sub-par and cheap Golf R. If only I had purchased a kwality american car instead! Oh, wait, the only american equivalent is a Focus RS? OK! I’ll buy that!

For this instant I feel everything is right with the world.

I didn’t even read the article yet. I’m just ecstatic to see the return of Torchinsky!

SUVs of course. The fact that they’re terrible gas-guzzling dangerous garbage, while it is the reason why I wouldn’t want to own one, is not my objection to somebody crazy enough to want a crappy car like that having one for himself.

sometimes there is more to victory than what is on a spec sheet.

I was expecting a higher caliber of puns regarding this caravan of Rams charging out of the factory on their journey to a new life. Hopefully another intrepid challenger will avenge this lack of punniness.

I find your lack of mentioning or explaining the Yoda in the background disturbing.

Honest question: how does anyone think this asshole knows what he is doing?

I traded a refrigerator compressor for my first car, a 1963 Corvair. He got cold beer, I got hot trash.

I don’t think the dealership experience would be the biggest hurdle to overcome.
I know this has been said and debated but the biggest problem they still face is the badge.

Jalops love to praise companies such as KIA and Hyundai for taking bold steps and meeting delivering enthusiast vehicles but none (or few) of them…