Things you should never do in a CVT vehicle:
1) Drive a CVT vehicle

Nah. You’re projecting. These are ordinary block-party neighbors having a bit of fun. I admire their resourcefulness.

You may be right, but we’ll kick your ass anyway.

I'm from Philly and the original stories did say they used the hydrant to fill up the pool. Took about an hour and a half to fill up. I actually think it's a pretty cool idea but I guess the city was pissed about them using the hydrant. Would love to link to the article, but Kinja hates me.

That’s because this is Center City. If you want overweight, mouth-breathing, Santa-booing slobs, you’d have to go to Northeast Philly or South Jersey.

Mr Eastwood can’t follow his own advice: A man’s gotta know his limitations.

Ain’t no Bronco.

But can it jump rope?

I’m gonna say NP because lately it seems if the car has ANYTHING wrong with it what so ever people here tend to vote it down. Guys, it’s car site. Sometimes “some assembly is required.” Plus, it’s a cool lookin’ truck. Yeah, needs some help, but it is rarer, and cool.

“The NHTSA reports that manual transmissions also result in 37% fewer accidents per mile driven. Experts believe that this is due to the extra attention required while driving a stick-shift. For example, it is difficult to use a cell phone while driving a manual transmission.” How many lives to Manual transmissions…

Alternative Destiny sales method: you pay $190 for a mystery box, which could contain one of these figures. Or it could contain an old newspaper and piece of dog shit.

It looks like something from a Stephen King Dark Tower alternate reality. I’m going to have to leave this baby parked next to the Takuro Spirit.

Funny, washing is one of my favorite things about having a car!

No, this is a restored Land Cruiser. A hipster one would be deconstructed and served on a slab of teak.

Didn’t they just accidentally ship a Hellfire missile to Cuba?

Looks oddly like a K-Car (K is for Karl). I wonder if this one was ever owned by Ivan Voight.

No, I keep playing because it’s a ton of fun to play with my friends, not unlike Overwatch. And because solving a brand new Destiny raid with buddies is one of the best gaming experiences I’ve ever had.

I’ve gotten ~500 hours of enjoyment (and frustration) out of that “con” so hey bring on more cons!