Derrick Rose for Dwight Howard. Both teams win.

As a final honor to the great Kobe Bryant, the Lakers should reacquire him so Kobe has someone to yell at for the remainder of the year

Mike Rice got another coaching job?

Yes he was going to bring Jesus to the NBA and be the next great center but just settled for banging strippers and getting 15 and 10 a night.

Hey Deadspin... I’m not really comfortable with the usage of “buying” a black player on the second day of Black History Month.

Also odd, 60% off for Eggplant Pizza tonight.

Have you ever been here before?

I don’t care what it looks like, I’m excited for this car.

I’m convinced that Calvin and Hobbes will live on and remain revered for hundreds of years. Some of the finest writing of all time!

It isn’t a dunk if you don’t touch the rim. Didn’t we settle this with Blake Griffin?

The ironic part is most Sixers fans are ok with what is going on. It’s the people on the outside looking in that care more than the actual Sixer fans. Are they gonna force Kobe Bryant to retire now or force the Lakers to fire Byron Scott? They are worse than the Sixers. No of course they won’t because of $$$$. You…

The jogger has been identified as Navin R. Johnson. He is described by friends as a “typical bastard”.

Here’s one the NFL did.

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