Interesting fact: Uranus was almost named...George.

Don’t worry, Magic will have his AIDS look into it.

Third wheel? Last I checked they lost La Liga by 1 point. We’ve been hearing the death of Barca since Pep Guardiola left and we won a UCL since then and two La Ligas. Madrid wins one La Liga in almost a decade and suddenly Barca is dead?

Got you beat. Our president doesn’t even know what to do during the U.S. National Anthem.

Bruno Caboclo: Fran, I’m almost there.

I agree he didn’t kill himself. It was most likely a Patricide.

For those who were wondering, a “Jersey Wall” is when a bunch of spray tanned Italian women in the club surround their friend to protect her from an Ed Hardy-wearing bro trying to roofie her Bud Light Lime-a-Rita.

If we’re so slow, how come we caught and enslaved you?

You should probably just spell out eating disorders. I sat here for a long time trying to figure out why people with erectile dysfunction should follow a particular diet - or even have a nutritionist involved.

eh, pulisic did a little bit on that goal i guess, but it was mostly created by US youth soccer

He is an asshole. So is his son Kenny. Grew up playing tennis with him. He fucking cheats.

Never forget that the team Arena fielded on his first run as head coach consisted almost entirely of those players he had direct exposure to in collegiate soccer. Basically, boys club and he never even attempted to look outside that limited pool.

Ray Allen was a traitor. That last Celtics Heat series and the playoffs in general Rondo was their engine and absolutely carried them in the series while Ray Allen put up putrid numbers the entire postseason as well as in the heat series. Rondo at that point was by far a better player than Allen and he was absolutely…

Was it Kierkegaard or Dick Van Patten who said “When you label me, you negate me”?

Even more so given that not a single Philadelphia resident was involved.

“I feel that it’s something that I doubt you say, ‘That didn’t work,’ and you just move on quickly.”

No.

Immediately after this play, Colangelo should have been fired for trading Noel and keeping Okafor. I don’t care how bad the available deals for him were (and the return for Noel was embarrassingly awful, anyways, so that reasoning was rubbish to begin with). Getting literally anything for this dude is better than…