Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

Xbox Lynx, not to be confused with Atari Lynx. 

Dude's a doctor.  Not a necromancer.

This was absolutely horrific thank you

À la recherche de gros culs.

Though, in general.. If it took this article to fix your bad battery life, turn on auto updates. Your apps should never be more than a few days old, unless you’re away from data for awhile.

This is actually true. Kevin Peter Hall played both the Predator and the helicopter pilot who picked up the survivors at the end in the movie.

Just hit a big milestone: $200k net worth! $107k of that is in retirement accounts. I’m turning 30 this year, so I’m right on track with my goals. I’m way above average for the following factors:

Did he possibly puke into a wormhole?

I’m waaay more in shape financially than physically. 

What kind of stupid algorithm put this 4 year old story up on the highlight list.

This is such a Debbie Downer post to throw out there, but here goes. My half-brother molested me. The relative who molested him also molested my dad. My dad and I are close, and we do 5Ks together, or partner up to do relay marathons. I am in my 40s, and my son and I visit my folks for a sleepover every now and then,…

Note that she didn’t quit her job entirely.  Just the administrative part.  So she still gets to be a professor, which doesn’t pay poorly.  And if she’s making decisions like this during her day-to-day then I’m guessing no one is sorry to see her step out of her authority role.

They’ve gone beyond dangerously furry... but not enough to be sick bastards... touche Japan.

Warning: It was extremely gross and alarmingly red.

What a fucking beast.  I was half expecting him to finish a respectable 5th or 6th place, not FIRST.  Super impressive!

Or you could live in Canada

“I want chicken nuggets and a beer”

That one is a bit different. The ballast under the sleepers (the rocks) actually move with each train that moves on it. That movement is non-zero and you must shake it (Plasser machinery) every so often. So far so good.

As a scientist? I really have to hand it to you that you went on this deep-dive into this topic. This is pretty much what I’d have expected, if a journalist tried to find an answer to a controversial scientific question, and yet you didn’t try to streamline all this insanity or cut it down. You let it be long and…