Good thing this is “Kotaku” and not “Things That Tekton Cares About”.

As I said mere seconds ago in the other post, I love that the two claiming to be October Ready are by far the least so in the entire picture.

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How come Chris Rock can do a routine, and everybody finds it hilarious and groundbreaking, and then I go and do the exact same routine, same comedic timing, and people file a complaint?

The Hand is boring.

100% agreed. He is party to a contract that he had no say in negotiating.

No sure what the all-time single worst Tweet is (probably something from “Freedom” Joe Walsh), but probably the worst Tweeter in terms of ratio is Paul Ryan.

For his own tweets (i.e., when he’s not retweeting an appeal for aid for Harvey victims), he almost always goes into the negative. That’s because the entire left…

Y’know, just no. I’m getting really sick of this franchise and their region locking. I shouldn’t have to wait seven years for a localized version!

Off topic: I loved Battlestar Galactica’s ending.

Someone should invent reflective surfaces mounted on the sides of cars that allow drivers to check for bicycles or other cars.

You can’t really tell when a child is in distress. Leaving a child or even a pet in such heat would cause them fatigue and they will look as if they are sleeping or just bored, when in reality their body temperature could be over 100 already. And babies’ body temperature rises a lot quicker than of a older child or…

Fathers be good to your ballers

This really has nothing to do with their servers and more to do with cellular service providers.

He doesn’t want to act like an adult. He wants to feel like an adult. There is a subtle, but clear difference.

Was gonna say, I feel like I even saw this in a Kotaku highlight reel years ago

Sounds like what a pirate deserves.

Hmmmm why would the police claim Venus Williams was at fault before they had even reviewed all the evidence...hmmm I wonder.

Simple fixes:

Play was suspended for the rest of the day due to a making it rain delay

There’s already physical therapy for pro gamers, who suffer a lot of repetitive stress injuries.