He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

Mine did! (On a Tuesday, I think, but whatever.) We got out of school at the beginning of June + graduation was like a week later; all the local public high schools used the same arena and there were enough schools that they scheduled three graduation ceremonies every day to fit them all and book the building for…

On behalf of guys everywhere, I’m just going to leave the most appropriate .gif here.

Because until very recently (and even still) that’s how TV production was paid for.

My favorite scene in all of Good Eats, and I so wish I could find a clip.

It isn’t just abortion.

You know it is possible to do (and care) about more than one thing at a time? And perhaps you should talk to civil servants — before they get put on the endangered species list — who don’t get a pass on ethics rules, because this is the whole fucking fish. You know, an administration that has wiped its arse on every…

No examples of the kind of edits involved in one of these bot wars?

White people ended slavery like Trump ended the birther controversy - by ceasing to perpetuate it.

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

Marisa Tomei deserved every bit of that Oscar for her comic timing in the courtroom scene alone.

Lol, buddy. Five channels for $10/month? Probably closer to $10-$15/month PER channel.

Light can spoil some foods more quickly. A camera doesn’t have to be a live feed, it can just take a photo with the light on and use that for the next few hours (or until you open the door.) Nothing much is going to change in that time.

Classic Coach K, beating Calipari at “one and done.”

Sure, Harper’s Spud Webb impression was impressive, but Johnson’s Hank Gathers one was even better.

Yeah, it’s almost as if you have to think more deeply about what the phrase means instead of taking it at its most literal interpretation. Like a university student.

Just so people get a sense of where this happened, I wanted to include an informative map:

The new roof thing can be a huge selling point if you are trying to sell a house that is...say, 30 years old. A new roof can run $15K + so knowing you have 20-30 years before you even need to worry about it is key.

Actually it doesn’t sound like that bad of an idea to me. And after people go to a game, they can stop at Ice Town on the way home.

Just so you know when you shit it out.