Man this game is going to be fucking weird.

I’d rather see it destroy an area the size of Florida.

What an utter waste of text on a screen, power from my computer, and calories it took my brain to process the words in this article. I couldn’t give two shits about whether I have a green bubble to an iPhone user or not. I’m going to assume this is a joke article. I have to, for my sanity, as opposed to knowing…

This video is gonna give him more votes if anything. He’s a straight talker! He ain’t politically correct! He’s not a politician! It’s dem media dem’s against’im! Etc.

“...before you kick that bucket and check out.”

The Death Star? Over Florida??

Large print = YAY!

This looks rock solid.

Instead, the researchers say new evidence shows that the impact was more “like a sledgehammer hitting a watermelon.”

If you listen closely, you could hear Drew Magary smash furniture from miles away.

This is a good content. It seems that MORE HOURS is the only thing that counts to most employers. I blame this on getting paid by the hour not getting paid by what you’ve done.

Hold up...Justified with zombies? I’d watch the absolute shit out of Raylan Givens shooting zombies.

Maybe Bothans just die easily?

“All is as the Force wills it.”

No, I don’t think the legs are too long.

Damn, that shit looks good.

No, more like, “here’s a thing you can burn with a giant laser.”