To all the tut-tutting, poo-pooing assholes: Fuck off and go back to reading The Economist or whatever it is you do for fun. You know exactly what you’re getting with these videos. Don’t click and then feign surprise when it’s not what you were hoping it would be. It’s supposed to be silly.

This is a great day for Canada and therefore, the World.

That camouflage scheme...

“Hey, do you see anything strange?”
“You mean a big pile of leaves and branches buzzing across the ocean at 30+ knots?”
“Yeah!”
“No.”

Wow time sure does fly. I remember sitting on my couch, young, unmarried, jobless watching him win the Heisman. Now 18 years, 7 pro bowls, a Super bowl ring later, I’m sitting on my couch, old, unmarried, jobless, reading about his retirement. Life sure does come at you fast.

WHO WILL THINK OF THE FANTASY PLAYERS??

I’m pretty sure they’re referring to the cardboard half-gallon containers. At first I pictured the plastic gallon jugs and rolled my eyes, but the cardboard idea makes sense.

“Cortana, how did I do on that last play?”

#blackcoffeematters

She forgot to remind us to bring a towel.

...but my Shepard was male...

I know it’s historically significant, but it looks like a pancake.

Not even 16 year old me liked the look of these things...

Still a dream car of mine though...

Bugatti Veyron. Show it to pretty much any “regular” person and they’ll be all, “ooh, how cool!” But if you take a good look at it it’s actually kind of grotesque looking.

Plot twist: It wasn’t Kojima working on MGS V all along and instead he left Konami a long time ago to try and start up his own studio.

You have sucked for the last 40 years. I think you jumped the shark somewhere shortly after the moon missions... maybe when you re-elected Nixon?