it’s when a Starz’ light reflects off a natural satellite lol

He lost his license and is now forced to bum rides everywhere from Jock and Reggie.

He’s my number one dad!

Chicken make terrible house pet!

Less so when you find out that lamb is now a raging alcoholic who’s driven away all its friends and family.

I guess you can tell I haven’t watched Game of Thrones when I say my first reaction to the headline was, “Why would anyone hate a cartoon dinosaur?” Then again, I’ve never seen The Land Before Time either. 

Yo soy loco por los Juiceros!!!

Is he sure it wasn’t Jim Gaffigan?

Weird Al better watch his back.

I’ve always been a big believer in mob justice.

Or maybe he just upped the ante.

Anyway, the expansion of the universe is accelerating. Maybe he assumes that by the time the lawsuit is litigated, we’ll all be too far apart for it to mean anything anyway.

“Old man congress needs a swift kick in the ass...

And now there’s no Savage Love to post in? This won’t end well.

That header needs more Big Butt Book.

I’d love to hear Kermit do this:

That was my reaction too. I never quite warmed to Whitmire’s voice and this seems much closer.

Thank you. As I mentioned in another reply, I asked an AV Club writer for help in the comments and it seems to have done the trick, at least here on AVC. I’ve recommended your comment, but I know how little that means. If you can find a writer who actually visits the comments on his or her own article, maybe you…

I asked Caitlin Rosberg for help in a comics article earlier (she’s the first author I had seen show up in comments) and I think she took care of me. I’ll see with this post.

Thank you!