The AV Club has always been at war with Newswire.

Ash can't carry the load all by himself.

Bats are bugs!

Makes it a lot easier to catch 'em all.

Set phasers to love me!

It checks out.

I saw it tonight myself and I thought Cumberbatch could not have been a more perfect Doctor Strange, although he's always better with cold arrogance than compassion. The whole cast was great, really. A pretty good night out, all in all.

Predator again.

The Noximians are a proud and noble warrior race!

"I wanna rock!"

Certainly looks like it.

YOUR FACE IS SPACE FANTASY!

SIR, YES SIR!

Don't tell me I can get the first Calvin and Hobbes mention this late!

Alien I suppose.

I'm a veteran of the Cola Wars. I still wake up screaming some nights.

Only Whoopie Goldberg says that. We don't have independent confirmation.

"Why in the world does Slenderman have a thigh gap?"

NO I'M, NO-OT?

Do you believe World War I was the direct result of the assassination of the Archduke, or were there larger societal forces which made it inevitable? Please answer in a series of fart noises. Thank you.