Now this is a question I can get behind.

Ah, I like it. It has pizzazz.

I'm sorry, but you need at least an interrobang to make that count as a question.

A question a child might ask, but not a childish question.

What's Vietnam?

Wouldn't you if you could?

Dear Pete,

Something Power Girl could try, only with increasing-sized boobs.

Aw, Topsy.

I'm going with Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove.

As explained via the famous equation: lovE=MC².

Permanently burned into my memory.

Word on the street is you're a jerk.

Whovian, prepare to meet Cali… in WISCONSIN!!!

Look, I don't care what kind of "Boys from Brazil" thing you got going on…

I don't even like drinking. I don't enjoy the effect alcohol has on me. Mostly it gives me a kind of low-grade headache, which if I push through it, I get slightly dizzy. That slight dizziness is hardly a fair compensation for the aforesaid headache, disruption in sleep patterns and dehydration I have to go through…

I'm hoping Cali may have a Disqus update for us, but I'm not holding my breath.

Would you like a grape soda?

Simon/cereal bowl 2020

Because the one thing Spider-Man never does is punch anyone.