Yeah, for the presidential aging factor to have any effect, he'd have to actually care about something other than himself. He might actually start aging backwards.

I'm working on a new roleplaying game about rocket propelled grenades, but I can't decide what to call it.

Yes, and don't believe anyone who tells you differently.

Poochie, no!

*points and screeches*

Now he can use his glue for his model-building hobby to distract him from how terrible things are.

And apparently Trump's been making an enemies list for getting revenge on everyone who "wronged" him.

Yup, me as well, although in name and pic, this one is a carbon copy.

My GWAR Emergency Tool used to have the cure for that.

Just buy the handy Roulette Wheel Drinking Game Dash Button and you need never suffer sobriety again!

He's so destroyed that he may have difficulty governing effectively!

Yeah, that two term limit is only for consecutive terms, right?

It was CATS!

More importantly now, what did Chachi have to say on the matter?

I don't have Showtime, but I did watch parts of The Daily Show. God bless them, they tried.

Don't worry, the ticket of Celestia/Luna are guaranteed to remain in power. They're autocrats!

Is 100% of the Car Wash vote in yet?

Same here, and I've only seen Dirtbike's Disqus account today as well.

Maybe they did it out of spite. He's on record as not even wanting the job.

Too quiet.