That’s odd. I don’t usually associate older women with tight ends.

First off, yes, a family man can definitely be a closer queer. No one knows what “queer” means anyways. It has like 10 definitions. And also, you can definitely be a hetero dandy. Dandyism knows only one orientation, fabulous.

It’ll be interesting to see if Trump is prepared to sit down with any real UK journalists when he makes his ‘working visit’ here next month*. Perhaps the BBC can bring Paxman out of retirement. This is what you should do with a clueless politician on live TV:

So Trump has now done one semi-admirable thing as president. Cool.
I do fully expect this to be held over everyone’s head for forever as, “Well he did commute Alice Johnson’s sentence, which is more than Obama did.” So that’ll be fun.

-Audience looks around in confusion wondering what a quote from the 80’s pop star who sang “Right Here Waiting” and “Endless Summer Nights” is doing in this speech.

Whenever asked this question, I just use what my mother unit told me,

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I am also not a robot.

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I think that’s the Rage Against the Machine’s song “Know Your Enemy” at least the verse you gave is something very similar.

A racist homophobe with a gay brother who is married to a black man and a son whose banging a Vietnamese-American girl. I do not believe in hell, but this guy does and he is burning alive in it.

Queen Elizabeth II has probably forgotten more about diplomacy and foreign policy than Trump has ever known or ever will know.

Our “anachronistic” head of state is a 92 year old woman who served in the armed forces as a mechanic during WWII.

Looks like we need the scoff guard.

Everyone everywhere is a goddamned moron and doing things incorrectly.

I got your back, bro.

I’ll fight you.

PERHAPS I WILL JUSTIN

Perhaps we could just put the meat, seasoning, cheese, condiments, and bun into a food processor for you, add liquid, and let you drink your burger amalgamation through a straw. Ya freak.

This is the worst take and you should be ashamed.