Funny: The 4.3 V6 in the Chevy Express is making about the same power figures that the small block/Vortec V8's did when it started production...

>a Kotaku journalist

These headlines are giving maximum cringe...

Apparently “Giving” is the new “Candlejack”, once you type it you can’t fini

Headlines have gotten very “How do you do, fellow kids?” in the past few years, but I don’t know if zoomers even read Kotaku.

Can the staff there just write normal headlines- instead of portraying themselves an unintelligent?

It’s standard

I mean, you can just turn it off

Automakers are starting to realize that we would, in fact, download a car

Dodge previously talked about how these kits can be downloaded and installed via an over-the-air update, which are registered to the car’s VIN.

It looks like someone drew a Polestar from memory.

Slapdash treatment with a headline to bait F1 haters. Jalopnik just can’t seem to stop its slow march downward.   

Can we really call four paragraphs an article? Jalopnik used to have actual qualifying/race recaps and discussions. For some reason, as F1 got more and more popular in the US, their coverage of actual F1 racing has gone down. 

This is news to be sure.  But as a site “Obsessed with the Culture of Cars,” couldn’t you at least write articles about the races, too?  Jalopnik used to write great articles before and after each race.  

Writers Friday morning: We have some good ideas for articles today??? Monster Trucks?? Space Ships?! Cool stunts on dirt bikes?! Rocket powered EV?!

You okay?

I would absolutely buy something called Heresy Bars, especially if they were being sold by someone going by “Mr. Heresy.”

a large bar (im guessing its 100+ grams) thats probably in the $3-6 range selling at one per hour is great. thats like a box a day. most businesses would kill for those numbers.

Ah yes, getting offended on behalf of *shuffles deck* Walmart employees because MrBeast *shuffles deck* came in the store and asked an employee if he could check in the back for the product he’s selling.

This sounds like a product owner, caught wind of low sales, and went to local distribution points to do something about it, and voila. More sales.