The sarcasm lessons will commence at 7 p.m. sharp, don’t be late or you may be subject to detention.

I’m legitimately broken now. This week is ruined.

The one where my pay has increased 34% since his second term. The one where the unemployment rate is sub 5%. The one where my city is booming. The one where my friends are buying houses and getting out of credit card debt instead of pondering going to grad school because there weren’t any jobs. The one where I don’t…

Just pimping my own family here, my dad co-wrote a scholarly annotated version of the War of the Worlds. He did a ton of research on it and you can read the notes as you read the novel. Looks like you can get it for a penny on Amazon. I know it’s my dad I’m talking about, so I’m biased, but I’d say it’s worth a penny.

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?