"Politely declined"?

Robocop 2 was no slouch in terms of graphic hard to watch violence either. That scene where they cut the fat cops chest open is brutal. Also, I still like that movie if only for Tom Noonans work as the villain, a drug kingpin with messianic tendencies. Think Scarface by way of Jim Jones or David Koresh.

And don't forget to participate in the worst He-Man impression contest, featuring last year's winner: Ass Dan!

Time to reboot that show. Call it "Jake and the plus-sized cisgendered male"

I would argue that the movie's ending where (SPOILER ALERT) evil is called to account for its actions and punished weakens the argument that it is overly nihilistic.

honk, honk, oh yes they do…

They're the ultimate moochers

I'd argue for 22 Jump Street. Also, I don't know if I'd say that Ghostbusters 2 is as flawed a sequel as Wayne's World 2 (which I do think is a very funny movie all the same).

You're going to have to give him a moment, son. Billkwando needs to think about his entire life before he plays.

He said that he didn't do a cameo in the new Ghostbusters movie because he didn't think he could bring anything to it but that he is open to being in stuff again and is just waiting for the right part. Of course, all that and 3.95 will get you the novelization of "Honey, I Shrunk The Kids".

Or Shaving Ryan's Privates?

I blame "Vernoica Mars" for popularizing it as a storytelling device.

I know Rotten Tomatoes rankings are an inherently flawed system, but the fact that the remake has a 72% on the tomatometer just beggars belief.

As a good country club Republican Mr. Hope, may I assume that you are voting for Mr. Kasich?

Absolutely, Frank!

Yeah but I think as always, context is important; it wasn't that he was smoking a joint in a german coffee shop, it's that he was smoking a joint in a german coffee that was rolled for him by a blonde nordic goddess while Queen's "We Are The Champions" played, instead of working at his former job at MadTV pitching…

RIBS! DRIPPING WITH SAUCE!!

I did not know that; that seriously makes me want to puke. I was just thinking of all the assholes we've seen come and go over the past two or three decades that decided congress was their chance to cash in: Randy Cunningham, James Traficante, William J Jefferson, Dan Rostenkowski, most of the assholes associated with…

Comparing Charlie Rangel to Dick Cheney feels a little unfair. Cheney would rape and murder a child while Rangel would probably just steal their piggy bank and use the kid as a tax deduction.

whoa ohhh, freddy's got slacks!