Yeah, I just type faster than I think sometimes. Fixed it. Thanks for letting me know.

Feel like Whedon should have told the studio to go fuck itself and that if they didn't let him publish the cut he wanted to make, he would go rogue on the picture. I liked "Age of Ultron" but cutting just under an hour of footage left some holes that kept it from reaching that next level.

Can someone explain to me what the big deal is here? I mean's its basically the same as the average running time of the three nolan movies and shorter than three of the first four Harry Potter movies. Doesn't Ebert's maxim that no bad movie is too short and no good movie is too long still hold up as a good rule of…

The truest line ever delivered.

I don't know but I bet it's divisible by 2

You left out Pulitzers. We all know this asshole wouldn't be satisfied with anything less than the PEGOT

Yeah but I feel Ron Silver was far too kind in his portrayal. Evan Handler is really bringing the whole "get me some purell, I just shook hands with this guy"-vibe that Alan Dershowitz gives off

"after a cold open (that surely annoyed the vast majority of commenters)…"

I'd stick up for the biscuits. Not so much for the gravy though, I'll grant you that.

Must we endure all this?

Eh, she's just insecure because she put on the weight recently and is now denigrating others to make herself feel better. The people on TV can't hear her so I'd say it's a relatively victimless crime and it boosts her ego when she really needs it. Now if she keeps doing it again when she gets skinny, definitely call…

Yeah, plus it trusted the audience enough that one of the characters didn't have to actually say the movie or character they were parodying aloud. Seltzer and Friedberg should die of Gonorrhea and rot in Hell. Would you like a cookie, son?

You can do better!

Get Your Shit Together Chloe
Get it all together
And put it in a bag
All your shit
So Its together
And if you got to take it somewhere
Take it somewhere
Ya Know?
Take it to the shit store and sell it
Or put it in a shit museum
I dont care what you got to do
You just gotta get it together
Get Your Shit Together Chloe!

The humans think the aliens have twice the number of troops that they actually do….they may be suffering from "Double Vision"

I regret that I have but one upvote to give to this reference

Yeah, but Affleck was the bomb in "Phantoms"…

I blame "Under The Tuscan Sun" for restarting the Lifestyle Porn genre

ah, "The Holiday", "Its Complicated" "the Intern" "Something's Gotta Give"-its all just a bunch of romantic upper middle class ennui crap

THANK YOU! I'm not saying it was one of his best movies but it was a damn sight better than "Hollywood Ending" or "Anything Else".