He started with mg strips but he used garden variety sparklers in the end.

Thank you and Urban Dictionary for expanding my vocabulary.

I've just been draping a small piece of cling film into a cup and pouring a serving or dressing/dip/whatever into it and then gathering up the edges and then twisting and tying the whole thing up into a little flavour balloon. Bung it inside your box of salad and you're set. At lunch time, just prick the balloon…

It's like a dickie for above the neck...

So it's going to be a full on ivePhone?

Nobody said anything about ditching the iPod brand. Look - the iPad

What would make sense is to move the iPod Touch to the iPad line and then introduce the new iPad Mini - then we'll have a cohesive iPad lineup, with Large, Medium and Small as choices.

Dunking your itchy bite under running hot water does the same thing. Have been doing that since I was a kid.

Also, don't (or maybe do) spray it on public loos: http://www.cocaine-addiction.co.uk/detail/wd-40-stops-cocaine-use/