Nobody said anything about ditching the iPod brand. Look - the iPad

What would make sense is to move the iPod Touch to the iPad line and then introduce the new iPad Mini - then we'll have a cohesive iPad lineup, with Large, Medium and Small as choices.

Dunking your itchy bite under running hot water does the same thing. Have been doing that since I was a kid.

Also, don't (or maybe do) spray it on public loos: http://www.cocaine-addiction.co.uk/detail/wd-40-stops-cocaine-use/