Oh, I need that.

Trend setting:

Riot? Or just shuffle off aimlessly while trying to remember why we used to come here.

The link to Jalopnik’s erstwhile competitor goes back to Jalopnik instead, and the link to an upcoming project from said competitor links to an upcoming waste water treatment plant instead.

Maybe you should that consider you might be missing something instead of rushing ahead with unwarranted condescension. 

If we lost Torch and Tracy we riot.

Now that Andrew is leaving I’m 1 Torchinsky and 1 Tracy away from never visiting this site again

Will the last blogger out the door turn off the lights?

If it’s the fucking Changli I will burn this website to the ground

David Tracy is totally wiring $500 to that guy as we speak.

What an unbelievably ugly car. I mean... it’s like someone sought out to design the ugliest car possible.

I’m surprised it took this look to get this answer. The GOP wants to kill the USPS and a MB logo is just another alternative fact in that mission. 

“WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT, WELFARE ABUSING, GOVERNMENT OVERSPENDING IS THIS?! A FUCKING MERCEDES IS DROPPING OFF MY MAIL?! I CAN’T EVEN AFFORD A NEW FUCKING KIA, AND I’M PAYING THAT ASSHOLES SALARY TO DRIVE A MERCEDES?! NO WONDER TRUMP WANTS TO KILL THE USPS, THIS IS BULLLLLSHIITTTTTT”

Cool. I can even see it on Google Maps!

Luckily this year the exam is being conducted remotely, so pissing one’s self is not grounds for failure.

I’m taking the New York Bar Exam on Monday... twenty years after graduating law school, and not having practiced law since then. I expect to fail just as miserably as your minivan has failed the TUV. But I will continue undaunted and try again and again until I pass because I am the David Tracy of law. You are my…

Fail by the technicality, pass by the technicality.

The only way to defeat a German inspector: Technicalities. 

Wow those are some long rods!