“Get out of your car on a dark rural highway to check on a wounded, probably angry deer,” isn’t great advice.

DUI was my first thought too. but with no witnesses and any alcohol that may’ve been in his blood at the time long gone there’s no way to prove he was DUI and/or knew he’d hit anything but an animal, which happens a lot in that neck of the woods. 

Getting arrested for not carrying ID was literally a hallmark of Communist police states. Torture and possibly death for not carrying ID was what the Germans did in the countries they occupied in WWII.

Please submit your resume. 

I’m still somewhat puzzled you bought a Chrystler Minivan here in Europe...

Viel glück! Wannabe wrenchers like me thrive on living vicariously through your insanity. Just tone it back a little bit, or remember why you’re doing it in the first place... who am I kidding, I’m no psychologist. Regardless, you should definitely consider getting that bad boy shipped home when you’re done with your…

Krass, which means “awesome.” (I now refer to my van as the Krassler Voyager.)

“a couple grand more” for an M?  Nice try.  M’s are going for at least double this...

Agree. This site is an awful experience on mobile.

Damn. I really wanted to vote NP, because I do love this car. The design is goofy, but I’ve always loved how cartoonish it looks. The way the belt line swoops up by the rear tires, it looks like it’s getting ready to go, like a cartoon character winding up before he goes off on a high-speed run. I dunno. I’ve just…

“Honey, get the broom!  We’ve got McMikes again”

David, please ask a local Polizei/highway patrol what the penalty would’ve been for taking your postal Jeep out on the highway in Deutschland.

And yet you did come here, read this, and take the time to comment.  Shouldn’t you be out working on your own POS?

Are you new here or something?   This is like bread and butter to most of us.

Me too, he always reminded me of Richard Pryor - I was afraid he was going to end up dying way too soon as well, but he’s looking pretty healthy now, I’m glad to see it.

You’re right, but what great comedian isn’t batshit crazy in some way?

Dammit, cannot unsee.

Love Katt Williams.....even in spite of the shenanigans