This is EXACTLY what I first thought of, thank you.

Doug must be an American Dad fan.

Me 20 years ago: Wow 400 horsepower! That’s more than a Ferrari 355!

I wish the other domestic makes would choose the inline 6 layout :/

Put the guy whose name graces the best-DH-of-the-year award into the Hall of Fame. It’s not that hard. Jeez.

The HOF voters continue to baffle me by not electing Edgar Martinez. Look, baseball, if you’re going to name a position on the team, you should allow for someone to enter the hall of fame at that position. Period. Frank Thomas was a good start, now how about a little love for Edgar? I mean shoot, the annual best DH…

I’m less interested in, like, who the fucking idiot who voted for Livan Hernandez is than who the four people who apparently voted for Clemens but not Bonds are, and why (I realize this is based on the assumption that all 238 people who voted for Bonds also voted for Clemens, which may not be accurate, but whatever).

And 11 men on the field for a football team.

I get it. The sliminess certainly turns off lots of people, but there is something about the subtle sweetness combined with cold brininess of a fresh oyster that does it for me. In fact, I enjoy these things even more when you add the chewiness found in a top neck or cherrystone clam on the half shell, which I also…

Luke Falk, QB, WSU: “Too soft, has empathy, lacks killer instinct. May become locker room divider.”

I know. Same goes for Doublethink... I see it everywhere, and I try to talk about it with people who haven’t read/internalized 1984 but many people look at me like I have 2 heads...

Washington State Cougars, brother

Discussing the extreme hyper masculinity of football in a negative light is a topic that needs to be brought up more often.

This press conference hit me in the feels with the force of eleven ferocious cougars

Doublespeak is a tricky concept to learn, but once you instill it in the mind, it’s even harder to extract.

i think fetuses should get guns so they can protect themselves against abortion by killing the host, if need be.

No one think it looks appetizing, but many people know they are as delicious as they are ugly.

Christ alive, I just read that memo. How many illiterates are running our government again? This is astonishingly poorly written, with numerous errors, yet it’s the final copy they handed out.

Mallmann sears tomatoes on the hot metal and throws puffy bread directly into the coals so that it blackens. “Quite radical,” he says. “I mean, we’re fucking burning it.”