That is smaller than I thought.

No, you didn’t chip in, you get Honeydew

Or buy an edible arrangement. They really aren’t that bad, just make sure you get to it first so no one else takes the chocolate covered strawberries.

Can we all start a GoFundMe for the guards that will be assigned to Larry’s cell block. Just want to give them a little extra motivation to make sure this motherfucker doesn’t try to commit suicide. Maybe an edible arrangement? Those are kinda just fine gifts.

102 in a 70?! I am quite disappointed in this guy.

Would Gizmodo please ask Hughes why launching a rocket to an altitude of 1800 ft yields better data than simply driving a car to the summit of a hill with say 2200 ft of altitude?

I don’t know how to do gifs and emojis. But I’ll just type blank face and leave

*blank face*

If anything, his style is a form of socialism. He would get top recruits, any of which could have been “the man” at another school, and got them to give up their own personal statistics for the good of the team. Also, nobody was paid and he made millions. Wait, that’s communism. My bad.

I’ve always felt that if the full story about the Karolyis gets out, it will be ugly.

David, you were so close to an alliterative headline. Heck, you could have summed up the story with alliteration:

I thought this was some kind of metaphor about women Republicans, not a literal anecdote about some childish bro breaking shit in her actual office. Well. That’s enough internet for today.

I hope the right person was convicted.

You’re right but don’t you think, at best, the refs behaved inappropriately in yesterday’s game?

“New Media person who is also acting as her own ad-seller reaches out to hotel for potential low-budget ad buy.”
“Hotel says no.”

The rest of this is just people being dickheads. She isn’t entitled, and he isn’t a monster for saying no. She was literally offering a service (social media promotion) in exchange for a fee,…

Jesus Christ, I’d force that bailiff to knock me out. I could never do that (not a judgment on you). I just can’t deal with that.

I didn’t really have a car that I latched onto until I saw Gone in 60 Seconds (yeah the Nic Cage one), and then it was Eleanor.

Shelby Cobra. Still my favorite car ever. My mid-life crisis will likely involve a Superformance replica.

The thing I find so confounding about the complicity of USAG/MSU/USOC is... why? Once the allegations started to surface, why keep him? Did this shitstain appear to offer anything special? Did he seem to possess unique skills above and beyond the average sports medicine practitioner? Or was it really just the purely…

I just want to thank Deadspin and Jezebel for giving this the frontline attention it needs and deserves. Other outlets are giving it so little attention relative to its importance it is very disheartening.  I listen to the radio in the morning on the way to work and you would have little idea this was happening if…