Replace big scary by useless and annoying.

Feeding the horde of raccoons under your porch is going to lead to a more disturbed life than living in a haunted house.

Stealing this from YouTube to get stars here.

Every night, before they go to sleep, every tire checks under its bed for this machine. It haunts their nightmares. Adult tires use the fear of it to make child tires behave, though they fear it themselves. Every tire religion has some version of hell, and they’re all based on this.

He has such high regards for the sanctity of marriage that he did it three times! That’s three times more regard than someone who is only married once! Did I get this right, Kellyanne?

Jesus Fucking Christ, I’m surprised you made it out of there alive!

Day 7: Fuck Bob’s wife in retaliation for punching you 6 days in a row.

Day 1: Bob punches you in the face.

I’ve got your first botnet hunter volunteer right here:

So you’re saying Russia never does this stuff?

Steals $8000 worth of wheels... leaves $20,000 carbon ceramic brakes.

Thanks, David. We’ll take it from here.

Pretty simple actually....they put diesel fuel in the DEF tank. So when it regens it is actually shooting diesel in the exhaust versus DEF. That is why you see flames.

I think that ticket seriously would have won this year. Easily.

No offense Don, but it’s “Ms. Clinton” if you’re nasty.

They’d have my vote.

Feel better now?

The fact that Collin Powell shows up in the new Corvette only means one thing. Biden and Powell are running in 2020 under a new Car Party. Lets get the campaign started.