Replace big scary by useless and annoying.

Stealing this from YouTube to get stars here.

Every night, before they go to sleep, every tire checks under its bed for this machine. It haunts their nightmares. Adult tires use the fear of it to make child tires behave, though they fear it themselves. Every tire religion has some version of hell, and they’re all based on this.

He has such high regards for the sanctity of marriage that he did it three times! That’s three times more regard than someone who is only married once! Did I get this right, Kellyanne?

Jesus Fucking Christ, I’m surprised you made it out of there alive!

Steals $8000 worth of wheels... leaves $20,000 carbon ceramic brakes.

Thanks, David. We’ll take it from here.

Pretty simple actually....they put diesel fuel in the DEF tank. So when it regens it is actually shooting diesel in the exhaust versus DEF. That is why you see flames.

I think that ticket seriously would have won this year. Easily.

I will not have you besmirch the good name of candy corn, sir or madam. Candy corn is delicious and does not deserve such heretical slander heaped upon it. I shant stand for it!

No offense Don, but it’s “Ms. Secretary Clinton” if you’re nasty.

I’ll just casually drop this here.

And your bully had bigger hands...

She literally had to debate my elementary school bully. Except on a national stage. And had to take him seriously.

No offense Don, but it’s “Ms. Clinton” if you’re nasty.

I swear, “We have some bad hombres here” is a Bruce Willis line.

They’d have my vote.

Feel better now?

The fact that Collin Powell shows up in the new Corvette only means one thing. Biden and Powell are running in 2020 under a new Car Party. Lets get the campaign started.