I haven’t seen this much controversy around a knee since...Kaepernick...no...let’s see...RG3...and his knee...um...something with Pete Carroll...and knee beams...9/11...kneeds to keep it quiet...oh well I’m done for the day.

The first two and half minutes are a crime against music.

What? Why did I just waste 9 minutes watching a terribly-made video of an ordinary press event?

Don’t forget about the almost finished mega resorts in the Bahamas.

I’m not sure you could commit a larger PR blunder than this.

I know this is incredibly petty, but I think it would only be poetic justice if Trump stiffed her like so many thousands of others he’s employed over the years. It would serve her right for her cynical opportunism.

Kate Mckinnon is a Goddess! She can do no wrong.

I laughed way too hard at that sketch.

Poor Kellyanne! Y’all have seen this, right? More and more, I realize this is really her life.

Why not CVT?

Actually this is the easiest way.

Nevermind. Just read the part about it requiring 25% less overall effort to use. That’ll learn me to read the whole article before commenting.

Did you know that word salad is a symptom of schizophrenia?

“Sir, is that a venetian in your hoodie?”

..........If someone doesn’t replace that shiggidy with a machine gun, I will be sorely disappointed.

I’m in.

We’d make the sexiest band of roving vigilantes ever, though. Who’s in?

Patriots IT Guy - “Not sure what the problem is, maybe we can try bouncing the server.”

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”