tjcastille
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tjcastille

The sphincter pucker combined with a faster inhale than normal.

I don’t know exactly how to classify what the reaction every man will get upon reading this headline (and then struggling to read through the story), but I just got it.

This is a sober and measured comment.

Are you really arguing the guy who won 8 gold medals in one Olympics is overrated?

Well, it would be actually kind of refreshing to find out a Warriors player knew how to grab something by the throat.

As for Crowell admitting he was wrong and acted out of rage — Loomis says, “You’re a grown ass man, and you claim you were too emotional to know it was wrong? Think we’ll accept your apology? Kiss my ass.”

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

‘Ejacuracing.’

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: I love you, Torch.

Oh, shit, a trunk packing stage! I love that! Yes, absolutely!

Needs a trunk packing stage and vacuum challenge, vacuum the car without sucking up anything valuable fastest time wins.

For someone wanting to evade ejaculation euphemisms, your racetrack is strangely phallic.

I’m in.

I like this idea. Maybe add some slalom cones to the actual drag strip part to keep speeds down a little. That might make it safer and even more accessible.

Between this and people abusing/misusing Pokemon Go, I’m starting to wonder if people can be trusted with... well shit I’ve been thinking that for years.

As someone who drives (and lives) in Montana, a Montana mountain road seems like a terrible place for Autopilot. Half the time, the roads could be described as theoretical.

Awww the Arizona Diamondbacks hitter was concerned!

FYI, apparently because I had already been logged in to my Amazon account, there was no online form for me. I just clicked a button, and it said I was entered in the contest.