I will also accept this as an answer to the question “What is carpooling?”

Hey that’s me! To answer pressing questions its a 2500HD. It all tows just fine. I took it to the scales when I had 3 Sammie’s last year, it all checks out. According to the glove box sticker the maximum weight on an in bed camper is 3196lbs. I highly recommend the Sammie lifestyle, you guys should try it.

Agreed. I hate being in passenger seat.

Fine, but only if I get to drive myself there.

That last picture is why these three have us cornered - no pun intended.. We intimately know which one belongs to which and why. Can’t wait.

Is there ever a time when riding passenger isn’t terrifying? Or do I just have control issues...

That seems like both a fun and slightly terrifying job.

Can’t believe this just happened to me.

Oh you bastard...

Whenever I see Dreamliner on Jalopnik....

Seems to me that this is a senseless waste of energy on an arduous climb. I mean, those batteries in their hidden motors only have so much juice.

• the lead pic is on the oval part

That is AWESOME! It makes so much sense. Your Biden piece was hilarious; was that before they started their whole alter ego for “Diamond Joe”?

True story, I used to write for the Onion; specifically the Onion News Network. These were my ideas, for example: http://www.theonion.com/video/biden-cr… and http://www.theonion.com/video/first-op…

Jason, have you ever considered writing for The Onion?

I’ll never stop Googling Ballaban.

I saw someone manually unlocking a car door with a key last week...

Jason’s Kinja backog of post drafts:

I’m just going to sit here in an impenetrable fort of nope, thanks.

Bring back Group Bee! (inb4 Skaycog)