It looks really fast with the flames coming out, though.

All I know is after the tackle, the perp gets up and the helicopter guy is ready to go fisticuffs. Straight up Victorian boxing stance.

Nah, it seems that way at first but the cop in the SUV had no partner officer. If he had gotten out, there was a chance the guy could have taken his car, GTA style lol.

What’s worse, the duffel bag had a history of carrying weapons.

They’re of a similar design, but are 5 staged, where the shuttle was 4 staged. They’re also lighter and provide 25% more impulse.

This is like the good version of 500 Days of Kristin

Just to be clear: Pat Summit, Muhammad Ali and Buddy Ryan are dead, but Skip Bayless is totally fine.

it’s constantly shifting up and down in tiny increments.

So did you go with pine or new car smell?

Or a turbo whistle, in actual whistle form, that he was required to manually blow the entire time.

Since it doesn’t make any engine noise, I really hope it had a set of external speakers and was blasting that horrible EDM the whole way up the mountain.

Well... I’m pretty sure there are more than “quite a few” bugs there.

“You went where? And who the hell is Mariana, and why were you staring at her trench?” — Mrs. Whale Shark

At least you had a full-face helmet!

Serious question: would driving through this mess with a car’s cooling? I would imagine all these bugs would completely cover the radiator.

You CAN NOT let her know she was right.

No, this is Patrick.